THE GOOD NEWS!       THE REAL NEWS!       THE ONLY NEWS THIS NATION DESERVES!           -THEY OFFERED PRESS FREEDOM AND DELIVERED CENSORSHIP. NOW THEY PROMISE THE WORLD FREE ELECTIONS.......!!!  WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO SEE WHATS ON SALE-           -THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ENOUGH EYES TO SURVEIL US, BUT THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH MANPOWER TO SEE THROUGH THEM ALL.-           THE GOOD NEWS!       THE REAL NEWS!       THE ONLY NEWS THIS NATION DESERVES!           -"I hope we all aspire to be some Cinncinatus kinda motherfuckers tho because the sword is useless if you're using it to cut bread and man alike"  "For cutting, I like to use the knife on bread and words on men"-           AMERICA'S LONG-TERM GAME IS LIKE CHINA'S, BUT DIRECTED AT IT'S OWN POPULATION RATHER THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD




























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